May 2013
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At the end of the song there are two girls kissing, and if two girls kissing...
– Graham Norton
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I’ve been sleeping on the sofa after being discharged from hospital (because my mama’s a sweetiepie that wanted to be closer to me during this time when it takes me forty five minutes to get into a sitting position on my own),
And there’s this god damned landoctopus on the fucking ceiling that lives in the lighting fixture, apparently,
And whenever it comes out of the...
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adamchanler:
lady-tyrell:
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
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I can finally get on and do things.
I can finally sort out my queue and all that jazz, it’s been gifsets for so long.
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I Had a Traitorous Appendix
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I went to sleep earlier than usual on Monday, a little after midnight. Stomach felt funny, thought I was hungry, so I went to sleep because sleep = waking up = breakfast.
Well, I’m a lollipop.
Approximately 0527, I wake up, takes me five seconds to get up from my bed and wash an apple. I sat down and ate it. The fastest I’ve ever eaten an apple. Less than a minute.
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April 2013
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My mother just called me to tell me my aunt is coming over later, so to have trousers on when she gets home.
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